Ever? Hmmm. Off the top of my head, and only counting guys I don’t stay in touch with:
1. The guy who introduced me to watersports, the first time 2. The Brazilian in Dorchester who facefucked me three times in a row 3. The guy I met at the cruisy park when I was like twenty who kept me pressed against the car door the whole time 4. The Brooklyn couple I met in a swimming pool 5. The guy from Vermont that I helped christen a mutual friend’s apartment by boning him on top of all the unpacked boxes
ps if any of you five/six people are reading this pleeeeeeeeeeeease say hi.