54. Jimmy Fanz (19??— )
With no disrespect to Jimmy Fanz’s furry chest, his low-hanging nuts, his marvelously bushy crotch, or his face, I have to say that without question my favorite thing about Jimmy Fanz is his ass. It’s such a good ass, all fuzzy and round and frequently getting penetrated by anyone and everyone. (Unfortunately decent photos that show asses and faces at the same time are hard to come by, which is why I opted for this woodsy one.)
Jimmy’s pretty young to be on a Hottest Something Ever list, but give it a few years and let’s see what happens: this kid might be going places!