![90. Guy Madison (1922-1996)
[Guest post by Dewitt]
It’s a shame I hadn’t seen this picture before voting on the 100 Hottest Men That Ever Lived, because it would have easily put Guy Madison into my top ten picks.
First, let’s address the obvious—-there is a puppy in this picture. That automatically makes any man 900% more attractive. I realize that, for the duration of his life, Mr. Madison probably didn’t walk around with a puppy… But once you see an image like this, it’s impossible to “unsee” it.
Then again, you sort of HAVE to unsee it, in order to masturbate to this picture of Guy Madison crouching onto your imaginary cock. I mean, his legs are pretty fucking remarkable, aren’t they? Imagine them resting on your shoulders!Now imagine him flashing those pearly whites up at you, as his eyes rolled back in ecstasy!
Okay, you can stop imagining now. It’s my turn to imaginary-pound this (unfortunately) straight (unfortunately) dead guy’s butthole. Speaking of which, I just realized I’ve gone this whole entire time without once mentioning who Guy Madison is. Oh well. You can look that shit up on Wikipedia or iMDB.
I’m just here to objectify him. Because that’s my job. Literally.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymiekt2xr1qzw38zo1_r1_1280.jpg)
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90. Guy Madison (1922-1996)
[Guest post by Dewitt]
It’s a shame I hadn’t seen this picture before voting on the 100 Hottest Men That Ever Lived, because it would have easily put Guy Madison into my top ten picks.
First, let’s address the obvious—-there is a puppy in this picture. That automatically makes any man 900% more attractive. I realize that, for the duration of his life, Mr. Madison probably didn’t walk around with a puppy… But once you see an image like this, it’s impossible to “unsee” it.
Then again, you sort of HAVE to unsee it, in order to masturbate to this picture of Guy Madison crouching onto your imaginary cock. I mean, his legs are pretty fucking remarkable, aren’t they? Imagine them resting on your shoulders!Now imagine him flashing those pearly whites up at you, as his eyes rolled back in ecstasy!
Okay, you can stop imagining now. It’s my turn to imaginary-pound this (unfortunately) straight (unfortunately) dead guy’s butthole. Speaking of which, I just realized I’ve gone this whole entire time without once mentioning who Guy Madison is. Oh well. You can look that shit up on Wikipedia or iMDB.
I’m just here to objectify him. Because that’s my job. Literally.
