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64. Randy Orton (1980- )
Professional wrestling is a lot like gay porn, in more than one regard. Aside from the obvious fact that it’s a large, monet-making industry capitalizing on athletic, scantily clad men getting sweaty together, the men are pretty easily divided into certain body types. Taller—the WWE says he’s 6’4” although professional wrestling, like porn, tends to exaggerate inches of its performers—and leaner than most of his contemporaries, Orton’s got a defiant chin, huge calves, and he looks good in a pair of skimpy pink spandex shorts.
