16 April 2014 18 March 2014 10 March 2014
Benjamin Fredrickson by Walt Cessna, via Try State Magazine

Benjamin Fredrickson by Walt Cessna, via Try State Magazine

2 March 2014
2. Mark Ruffalo (b. 1967)

Mark Ruffalo is kind of a funny actor, in that he’s been around for ages (the shot above is from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) but also he’s very… underappreciated. Last year he was in Providence filming the really unfortunately titled Infinitely Polar Bear and I wasn’t completely sure that I’d recognize him if I saw him…

That said, there is at least one Tumblr dedicated to his chest hair. At least one lady has an embarrassing story about his chest hair. He has a lot of chest hair! He’s like the less shiny, less gay Tom Ford. Although speaking of gay this May he’ll be appearing in HBO’s production of Larry Kramer’s gay classic The Normal Heart.

2. Mark Ruffalo (b. 1967)

Mark Ruffalo is kind of a funny actor, in that he’s been around for ages (the shot above is from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) but also he’s very… underappreciated. Last year he was in Providence filming the really unfortunately titled Infinitely Polar Bear and I wasn’t completely sure that I’d recognize him if I saw him…

That said, there is at least one Tumblr dedicated to his chest hair. At least one lady has an embarrassing story about his chest hair. He has a lot of chest hair! He’s like the less shiny, less gay Tom Ford. Although speaking of gay this May he’ll be appearing in HBO’s production of Larry Kramer’s gay classic The Normal Heart.

17 February 2014
39. Justin Torres (1980—    )

I haven’t read We The Animals, the 2011 debut novel by Justin Torres, the only novelist to make this list. So probably I’m not the person to talk about how hot he is. Particularly since the only things I do know about him came from internet research about surviving ex-gay therapy, which is right up there among the least sexy subjects on earth. So, yes.

39. Justin Torres (1980— )

I haven’t read We The Animals, the 2011 debut novel by Justin Torres, the only novelist to make this list. So probably I’m not the person to talk about how hot he is. Particularly since the only things I do know about him came from internet research about surviving ex-gay therapy, which is right up there among the least sexy subjects on earth. So, yes.

7 February 2014
90. Phil Fish (1984—    )

I had never heard of Quebecois video game designer Phil Fish before his nomination, although if you do a Google image search the first three suggestions are “Phil Fish pretentious”, “Phil Fish hipster”, and “Phil Fish douche.” For all I know the man born Jacques Paul Poisson is a pretentious hipster douche—there’s a documentary I haven’t seen—but I won’t say for sure, being that I’m in the minority of Americans who don’t play video games, let alone pay attention to the Twitter tantrums of their designers.

90. Phil Fish (1984— )

I had never heard of Quebecois video game designer Phil Fish before his nomination, although if you do a Google image search the first three suggestions are “Phil Fish pretentious”, “Phil Fish hipster”, and “Phil Fish douche.” For all I know the man born Jacques Paul Poisson is a pretentious hipster douche—there’s a documentary I haven’t seen—but I won’t say for sure, being that I’m in the minority of Americans who don’t play video games, let alone pay attention to the Twitter tantrums of their designers.

21 January 2014 22 December 2013
Pawe; Milner by Kevin Polvent, via Homotography

Pawe; Milner by Kevin Polvent, via Homotography

19 December 2013
I would totally wear this if I were a supervillain.
Clark Bockelman by Jason Kim

I would totally wear this if I were a supervillain.

Clark Bockelman by Jason Kim

4 December 2013