18 April 2014 12 April 2014
Jake Bolton, whose name I was expecting to see more after last summer
via Les Ombres Part Deux

Jake Bolton, whose name I was expecting to see more after last summer

via Les Ombres Part Deux

2 March 2014
5. Sean Connery2012 Rank: #28

Lately I’ve been geeking out over this British film magazine called Little White Lies. For their fiftieth issue, which came out in I think December, they asked fifty different people to each discuss one movie from the past fifty years. The resulting list is a combination of my personal favorite movies (Blow-Up! Underground! Clue! Gremlins 2!) and movies I’d never actually heard of before (Wanda! Mr. Klein! The Death of Mr. Lazurescu!) Anyway, it all starts off with a reflection on Marnie, one of Hitchcock’s weirdest movies—it’s probably the weirdest of all, now that I say that—and one in which Sean Connery is very, very handsome. And possibly evil. Or maybe not.

5. Sean Connery
2012 Rank: #28

Lately I’ve been geeking out over this British film magazine called Little White Lies. For their fiftieth issue, which came out in I think December, they asked fifty different people to each discuss one movie from the past fifty years. The resulting list is a combination of my personal favorite movies (Blow-Up! Underground! Clue! Gremlins 2!) and movies I’d never actually heard of before (Wanda! Mr. Klein! The Death of Mr. Lazurescu!) Anyway, it all starts off with a reflection on Marnie, one of Hitchcock’s weirdest movies—it’s probably the weirdest of all, now that I say that—and one in which Sean Connery is very, very handsome. And possibly evil. Or maybe not.

8 February 2014
83. David Colin Onze (????—    )

Two self-portraity photographers in one day! David Colin Onze is one of the furriest people on this list, and one of the most talented. Based in Bordeaux, he cranks out artistic selfies like no one’s business (except that he makes it our business, and that’s very kind of him. No complaints here…) I’m partial to every one of his two thousand parts, but since everyone always focuses on his facial hair and his chest hair I’d like to mention that his thighs are maybe his best feature of all.

83. David Colin Onze (????— )

Two self-portraity photographers in one day! David Colin Onze is one of the furriest people on this list, and one of the most talented. Based in Bordeaux, he cranks out artistic selfies like no one’s business (except that he makes it our business, and that’s very kind of him. No complaints here…) I’m partial to every one of his two thousand parts, but since everyone always focuses on his facial hair and his chest hair I’d like to mention that his thighs are maybe his best feature of all.

85. Nico Urquiza (1969—    )

Argentine photographer Nico Urquiza is not afraid to show off his hot hot body and his massive dick. In fact, he’s reeeeeeeeeeeally into unleashing himself on the world at every possible opportunity. Which is great, for those of us who like looking at hot hot bodies and massive dicks.

85. Nico Urquiza (1969— )

Argentine photographer Nico Urquiza is not afraid to show off his hot hot body and his massive dick. In fact, he’s reeeeeeeeeeeally into unleashing himself on the world at every possible opportunity. Which is great, for those of us who like looking at hot hot bodies and massive dicks.

29 January 2014 14 January 2014
Viggo Mortensen in GI Jane

Viggo Mortensen in GI Jane

11 January 2014
Steven Walters, via Beefcakes of Wrestling

Steven Walters, via Beefcakes of Wrestling

9 January 2014 4 January 2014
Another photo from my Headmaster No. 3 project, this one by/of Colby Keller
The big sale at the Headmaster Shoppe runs through Monday. Don’t forget.

Another photo from my Headmaster No. 3 project, this one by/of Colby Keller

The big sale at the Headmaster Shoppe runs through Monday. Don’t forget.