69. Jamie Dornan (1982— )
Since I first watched The Fall on Netflix last summer I’ve been debating the merits of jerking off while thinking about rapey serial killers, fictional or otherwise. Because honestly I’m not that into Jamie Dornan, Fashion Model Turned Serious Actor. His body is great, of course, but only as the slightly scruffy Belfast killer does he really make my dick hard. But oh, did he ever make my dick hard on that show. I had no interest in Fifty Shades of Grey whatsoever, but now that he’s filming the lead part I’ll probably be there on opening day, sitting in the audience with everybody else’s moms.